The Cockroach Story
~~~~~~~~August 8th, 2015~~~~~~~~~
So I’d basically be homeless right now. If my friends would let me….
But they won’t. I’m staying at Somda, Rodrique, and Bonaventure’s house in Las Vegas while I get my sh*t back together.
One night I’m standing next to their kitchen counter. And there’s a toilet paper roll just sitting there. And as I walk by, I notice a little cockroach sitting in the middle of the roll.
I slowly grab the toilet roll. and smack it against the counter trying to get the roach to fall out so I can crush it.
*WHAM*
Little bastard’s not letting go…
“Holding on for dear life huh?”. I’m thinking to myself. “HA Not for long though!”
I grab a few towels off the roll and I start shoving it down the center of the roll. Slowly pushing the roach to the bottom.
Then Somda notices me doing something ...